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A Jew was lost in the desert when all of the sudden he finds a bottle of Coca-Cola.
As he was very thirsty, he opens and from inside comes out a spirit.
The spirit says to him "I live in this bottle, and I am the one-wish spirit. Please tell me what do you wish."
The Jew thinks for a moment, takes a map from his pocket, shows to the spirit and says "I wish peace for the middle-east. I wish Muslims and Jews can finally leave in peace, forever."
The spirit looks to him and says "Sir.. please get real!! The Muslins and the Jews have been fighting for so long as I can remember, and even I, with all my power, cannot change that... please let me have something real this time!"
The Jew felt really sad, and finally said "Well, then please get a me a perfect wife... one that loves me all the time, one that lets me go out with my friends whenever I want, one that allows me to drink my beer and see my game, one that never stresses me, one that hates credit cards and that never gets angry at anything, and one that has a great mother, so I will have the perfect marriage!"
The spirit thinks for a moment and then says "Alright... let me see that map again!!"
Roberson Moreira, Brasilia, DF, Brasil
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