What can I get for a rib? Adam was alone in the garden. G-d noticed this and said "I will make you a helpmate; she will be beautiful, obedient, compliant and always pleasant and happy." "Excellent!" says Adam. G-d says "It will cost you an arm and a leg." Says Adam "What can I get for a rib?" John, Grandchester, Queensland, Australia Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend