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One day a Chinese man and his Jewish friend go to a bar to get a few drinks. A few drinks later, the Jewish guy lets out some pent up anger, "You Chinese ought to be ashamed of yourselves for Pearl Harbor. Sneaky little snakes, bombing all of those unsuspecting sailors, shame on you!"
The chinaman replied, "Hey! Wait a minute, that wasn't us! I'm Chinese. Pearl Harbor was done by Japanese".
The Jewish guy said, "Ahh, Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
So the Chinaman says, "Well, what about your people? Sinking the Titanic and killing all those helpless women and children, and you have the right to criticize about Pearl Harbor?!"
The Jewishman, bewildered, exclaimed, "What are you yapping about? Jews didn't sink the Titanic, it hit an iceberg, you idiot!"
The Chinaman said, "Ahh, iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
David Daoud, Jacksonville, Florida, USA
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