Waiting for a call A man calls his mother in Israel: "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call." Marilyn, Tampa, Florida, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend