Vampire Late at night, a woman is woken from her sleep by a bat suddenly swooping into her room through a window. She watches as the bat transforms itself into a vampire. She grips the pillow tightly, but is too afraid to speak. The vampire slowly approaches, but as it almost reaches her, the woman suddenly remembers the cross on her night-stand. She grabs it tightly, holding it out towards the vampire and, in a trembling voice,cries, "You can't come closer! I have a cross." The vampire looks the woman in the eye and responds, "Lady, Es vet dir gornisht helfen!" Daniel, West Caldwell, NJ, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend