Morry gets into a cab to the airport. The cab driver asks "would you like to hear a joke?"
Morry says "sure."
The driver starts, "Two jews are walking down the street..." Morry then says "I'm Jewish. why do you all think that it is funny to pick on jews in your jokes? can't you tell a joke about Chinese people?"
The driver replies "I'm sorry sir...two Chinese men are walking down the street, on their way to a Barmitzvah when........"
