Too many Jews there ... Sadie, an elderly lady, is sitting in a restaurant in Brent Cross Shopping Centre sipping her tea. Next to her, three nuns were discussing where to go on holiday. The 2nd nun says to Mother Superior "Let's go to Jerusalem." "No," says Mother Superior, "there are too many Jews there." The 3rd nun says to Mother Superior "Let's go to Philadelphia." "No," says Mother Superior again, "also too many Jews there." The 2nd nun again speaks and says, "Let's go to Paris." Yet again Mother Superior replies, "No, too many Jews there too." Sadie had heard enough.She leans over and says to them, in a thick, loud Yiddish acccent, "Vell,vhy don't you go to Hell, dere are no Jews dere!!!!" Michelle , Brooklyn , NY, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend