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The nagging mother in law

A man, his wife and his ever-nagging mother in law went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother in law passed away. The undertaker told the man, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5000."
The man thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, "why would you spend $5000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????" The man replied, "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"

Frances Cuffie, Arouca, Trinidad & Tobago


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