The medical bill An elderly Jewish man goes to the emergency room of a catholic hospital. A nun comes out and asks him if he has any insurance. He says he has none. "How are you going to pay your bill?" He replies he has no money. The nun asks him if he has any next of kin. He says that he has a sister who converted to catholism and became an old maid spinster nun. The nun became indignant and said that they are not old maid spinsters but are married to the lord Jesus. "Good" said the old Jew "send the bill to my brother in law". Sid Silver, Pennsylvania, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend