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With Pesach soon upon them, the Jewish community in Madrid found themselves in a desperate situation. There was an acute shortage of horseradish (now, many of you may know that horseradish is the key, if not the only ingredient of that fiery condiment for gefilte fish, and which is also known as CHRAIN).
A hue and cry arose and the entire community was mobilized in an effort to prevent this shonda (shame, tragedy).
All the European Union Countries gave them the same reply, "Sorry, we have none to send."
In desperation, the Rabbi phoned one of his Yeshiva friends in Tel Aviv and begged him to send a crate of horseradish by air freight to Madrid.
Two days before Pesach, a crate of grade Aleph, tear-jerking, Israeli horseradish was loaded at Ben Gurion Airport onto the EL Al 789 flight to Madrid, and all seemed to be well.
Unfortunately, when the Rabbi sent to the Madrid Airport to claim the horseradish he was informed that a wildcat strike had just broken out and no shipments would be unloaded for at least four days.
As a result: The chrain in Spain stayed mainly on the plane. (Rhys, Vancouver, Canada)
Chag Pessach Sameach! (Hebrew for "Happy Passover"!)
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