The President of USA A jewish woman was ellected to be the presdient of the USA. She calls her mother to tell her the good news: "mom I just won the ellections, i'm going to be the president, will u come to the ceremony?" The mother: "umm... I don't know, I have nothing to wear..." The daughter: "MOM! i'll send u a dress!" The mother: "I don't know... I only eat kosher food..." The daughter: "It's ok mom, i'm gonna be the president, you'll get your kosher food!" The mother:" But how will I get there?" The daughter: "GOD mom, i'll send a limo, just be there.." At the ceremony the mother sits down... first thing she does is stick an elbow to the guy next to her saying: "you see that woman over there with one hand over the bible?... her brother's a doctor! Dana, Ashdod, Israel Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend