Studying Hebrew A Jew was studying Hebrew in Old Soviet Union and a guard came to him and said: 'Stop wasting your time. We're not allowing you to go to Yisrael. Why would you study Hebrew?' The Jew answered: 'If I go to Heaven, I'd like to speak G-d's language and be understood.' The guard replied: 'Well, what if you go to Hell?' The Jew finally said: 'Don't worry, I know Russian well.' Claudinei Mendes, Maringá, Paraná, Brazil Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend