A Russian, a Frenchman and a Jew are stranded in a desert.
After trudging along for miles the Russian exclaims, "I'm tired. I'm thirsty. I must have vodka!"
A few minutes pass, and next the Frenchman cries, "I'm tired. I'm thirsty. I must have wine!"
The group walks along a little further and finally the Jew shouts, "I'm tired. I'm thirsty. I must have diabetes!"
