Stranded in a desert A Russian, a Frenchman and a Jew are stranded in a desert. After trudging along for miles the Russian exclaims, "I'm tired. I'm thirsty. I must have vodka!" A few minutes pass, and next the Frenchman cries, "I'm tired. I'm thirsty. I must have wine!" The group walks along a little further and finally the Jew shouts, "I'm tired. I'm thirsty. I must have diabetes!" Susan Arrowsmith, Quincy, Illinois Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend