Soon to be a millionaire Abe's father is a widower and a multi-millionaire. He also has a terminal illness and is likely to pass away soon. Abe, a single man, decides he needs a woman with whom to enjoy his soon-to-be-received fortune and where better to find one than in a single's bar. With luck, on his first visit, Abe meets Rifka, a woman whose beauty literally takes his breath away. "I'm just a standard kind of a nice guy," he says to her, "but in a week or two's time my dear father is expected to die and I'll inherit over 20 million." Rifka goes home with Abe and the following day becomes his stepmother... Sarah Weichman, Victoria, Australia Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend