Something to talk about The man in the confessional said, "I'm seventy-nine years old, and last night I made love to eighteen-years-old twins." The priest asked, "When was your last confession?" "Vot's dis confession?" the man said. "I'm Jewish." "Then, why are you telling me this?" the priest asked. The man said, "I'm telling EVERYBODY!" Robert, Boronia, VIC, Australia Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend