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Reporting a missing camel |
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An American Jew immigrates to Israel, settles in Tel-Aviv, and gets an office job. After a while he feels as if he's missing out on all the local color of being in the Middle East. So he buys a camel, and rides it to work every day, while Israelis whiz pass him on the highway in their cars. One day his camel is stolen, so he goes to report it to the police. The policeman takes out a 'missing camel' form and starts to ask questions. "This camel of yours, what color was it?". The man responds, "Well, it was sort of gray...kind of brown...I don't really remember". The policeman writes, "Color:Unknown". "How many humps did the camel have?". "Well...it's hard to say...I had a saddle on it and I couldn't tell the number of humps." The officer writes, "Humps: unknown". "What sex was the camel?". The man responds, "it was a male." The cop asks,"You didn't know what color it was, or how many humps it had, so how do you know the sex?" The man responds, "Because every time I would ride him to work down the highway, every Israeli who saw us go by would say, 'Look at the big schmuck on that camel!'
David Daoud, Brighton, MA, USA
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