Raised a steak, now a fish Every Friday a Jew that lived in a Catholic community would go out and barbeque his steak, and every Friday his Catholic neighbors would come over and beg him to convert to their religion. One day he finally agreed and at the ceremony the priest said, "Born a Jew, raised a Jew, now a Catholic." The next Friday the Catholics were outside and they smelt steak cooking again so they went over to remind their neighbor of his new eating habits, and they caught him saying to his steak, "Born a steak, raised a steak, now a fish!" Michelle, Hanford, CA, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend