On the sixth day... On the sixth day, G-d turned to the angel Gabriel.... "On this day, I shall create a magic land. It shall be called "Israel". It will stand as holy. Its magnificence will be known all over the world. I will choose to send to this land special people of goodness, intelligence and conviction, so the land shall prosper. I shall call these inhabitants Jews." "Pardon me, Lord", asked Gabriel, "but aren't you being too generous to these Jews?" "Not really. Wait and see the neighbors I'm giving them." Anna, Bielsk-Biala, Poland Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend