On a train Four people were on a train, Arafat, Ariel Sharon, a young lady,and an old lady. As they pased through a tunnel they heard a kissing noise, and then a loud slap. When they came out of the tunnel, they looked around and saw Arafat holding his face. Arafat was thinking, "Ariel Sharon must have kissed that young lady, so she smacked me." The young lady was thinking, "One of them must have tried to kiss me,but accidentally kissed the old lady,so she slapped Arafat." The old lady was thinking, "Arafat must have tried to kiss her, so she slapped him." But Ariel Sharon was thinking "Oh boy! I can't wait for the next tunnel,so I can make more kissing noises and slap Arafat!" Samuel, Interlachen, Florida,USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend