Now you are a fish A Jewish guy finds out that a Christian priest gives $500.00 to give whoever wishes to convert. So he goes to the priest and the priest does stuff to him and then finally he tells him "Now you are Christian, but you need to promise me that you will not eat meat for dinner on friday". He says OK, goes home happy, and yells to his wife and says now we are rich, we have money now and we can spend it on anything. There comes friday night and they have food in the oven cooking, the priest wants to make sure the guy does what it takes to be a Christian so he goes to his house. After all the introduction he goes to the oven and sees a brisket there, he turns to the guy, and says "I thought I told you that you cannot have any meat." The Jewish guy tells him "that's not meat that's fish." He says "I see meat." "Well" the guy says "when I came to you, you put your hands in some water and splashed my face and told me that now I am Christian. So I splashed my hands on the meat and told him now you are a fish... so we are having fish." Jackie, Woodland hills, California, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend