Not in my lifetime! One day three men came into the presence of HaShem - an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Palestinian. They all had a question for Him. The Englishman came first and asked when the British Empire would be restored. HaShem answered, "In the year 2250". The Englishman replied, "Hm...not in my lifetime". Next, the Frenchman asked when the glory of the Napoleanic age would be restored. HaShem answered, "In the year 2465". The Frenchman replied, "Hm...not in my lifetime". Finally, the Palestinian asked when the entire land of Israel would fly the Palestinian flag. HaShem replied, "Hm...not in My Lifetime!" Donald Harry Olson, Springdale, Arkansas, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend