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Moishe Can You Hear Me? |
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Rivka and Moishe, an elderly Jewish couple, are enjoying a quiet evening at home. Moishe is sitting in his chair reading and Rivka is flipping through a Reader's Digest. She comes across an article stating how men's hearing begins to deteriorate around the age of 60. She begins to worry, since Moishe is 65. Rivka decides to test his hearing without him knowing about it. After all, she doesn't want to end up having a deaf husband. She slowly wanders to one end of the room, about 10 feet from Moishe, who is still reading. She somewhat quietly says "Moishe can you hear me?" No answer. Rivka then moves up a bit, about 5 feet away now. She repeats a little louder this time "Moishe can you hear me?" Again, she hears no answer. Rivka begins to worry. She has no choice but to go up to him and yell it in his ear. "Moishe can you hear me?!" To this Moishe responds, "Yes! Yes! I hear you! For the third time, enough already!"
Jennifer Craig, CA, USA
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