Moishe - a loyal citizen Moishe is being indoctrinated by the Russian government: Govt. Official: "If you had a yacht, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a palace, what would you do with it?" Moishe: "Give it to Mother Russia." Govt. Official: "And if you had a sweater, what would you do with it?" No reply. Government official asks the question again. And still not reply. Finally he shouts: "Moishe, why don't you reply?" Moishe: "Because I have a sweater." Avi, Stillwater, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend