Meat shortage A Russian, a Pole, an American, and an Israeli are interviewed. The interviewer asks each, in turn, "Excuse me, what is your opinion on the current meat shortage?" The Russian replies, "What's an 'opinion'?" The Pole replies, "What's 'meat'?" The American replies, "What's a 'shortage'?" And the Israeli replies, "What's 'excuse me'?" Daniel, West Caldwell, NJ, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend