A jewish husband had just finished reading the book 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.....so he stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished I expect a sumptuous dessert. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so
I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair??"
