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Last Breath

Old Jacob is lying on his bed, very ill, waiting for his final breath.
All of the sudden, he whispers: "Judith, my loved wife... are you there?".
"Yes my beloved husband... I am here by your side.", Judith says.
Old Jacob whispers again: "Isaac, my son... are you there?".
"Yes, father... I am here with you." is the answer.
Old Jacob breathes heavily and goes on: "Sarah, my beautiful daughter-in-law... are you there?".
"Mr Jacob, be sure I am here by your side.", says Sarah.
Old Jacob breathes one more time, waits a few seconds and whispers: "What about little Jacob?? Are you there, my grandson??".
"Yeah grandpa, I am here too by your side", says Little Jacob.
Old Jacob breathes one more time, waits a little while and then open his eyes, looks around and says "Family, if you are all here, who is taking care of the shop???"

Fabio, Recife, BRASIL



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