Joseph, let's go home. One day a Jewish couple decided to see what a Catholic Mass was like. Toward the middle of the service, the priest said, "At this point of the service, if you are not a Catholic, you will need to leave at this time." No one left. So, for clarity of his request, the priest continued, "If you are a Protestant or a Jew, we would kindly ask you to leave the santuary at this time." All of a sudden the statues of Joseph, Mary with Jesus in her arms came alive, and Mary said "Come on, Joseph, let's take the kid and go home." Paul, Louisville, Kentucky, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend