Jewish thinking into solving problems Jacob and Judith had a 30 years old son named Moishe, who didn´t get married up yet. Everyone in the family was asking why he didn´t find a nice jewish woman ("or even a gentile, as long as its a woman", they said) so far. One day Jacob says to Moishe during breakfast: "Son, I have found you a wonderful woman so you can marry !" Moishe: "Dad, I don´t want to marry just ´cause you say so !" Jacob: "Moishe, she is Bill Gates' daughter !" Moishe: "Well.. if you put that way, then I think its fine !" When Jacob gets to his office, he calls Bill Gates and says:"Bill, I have found a great husband for your daughter !" Bill Gates: "Jacob, I know you are a good friend, but you must remember my daughter is a little girl.. she cannot just marry anybody !" Jacob: "Bill, this boy is vice-president of an international bank !" Bill Gates: "Oh well.. if you put that way, then its fine !" 5 minutes later Jacob calls Isaac, his old friend, owner of an international bank, and says "Isaac, my old friend. I remembered you today.. I found a great boy to be your vice-president !" Isaac: "Jacob, I have seen plenty of them.. thank you, but no" Jacob: "Isaac, this one is different.. he is Bill Gates' son-in-law !!" Fábio, Recife, Brasil Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend