I'm thirsty An Italian says: "I'm thirsty". I must have a glass of wine. A Scotsman says: "I'm thirsty". I must have a glass of whisky. A Russian says "I'm thirsty". I must have a glass of vodka. A German says "I'm thirsty". I must have a glass of beer. A Jewish mom says: "I'm thirsty". I must have diabetes. Sara Levi Minzi, Mestre, Italy Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend