An Italian says: "I'm thirsty". I must have a glass of wine.
A Scotsman says: "I'm thirsty". I must have a glass of whisky.
A Russian says "I'm thirsty". I must have a glass of vodka.
A German says "I'm thirsty". I must have a glass of beer.
A Jewish mom says: "I'm thirsty". I must have diabetes.
