Hotel room A guy arrives at the Chicago airport for a professional Congress and he finds all hotels booked full. He call some motels on the outskirts. "Hello, I am here for the conference and I need a room. Would you have a vacancy"? "Yes we do", answers the receptionist. "So please book me in, my name is Kaplan", and he hangs up. The receptionist turns to the motel owner next who is standing next to him - "you know what happened, I have just rented a room to a Jew" "well, you will have to explain him that we do not rent rooms to Jews" As they finish talking a man walks in, "Hi, I am Kaplan, I have just reserved a room" "Look Mr. Kaplan. I am sure you are a good person, but we don't rent rooms to Jews". "But I am not Jewish". "With a name like Kaplan?". "I don't know where the name comes from", says Kaplan, "but I am not Jewish". "Hmm, may I give you a short quiz?" asks the clerk, "Sure" "Well, who is our Lord and savior"? "Jesus Christ, Of course" "and where was he born"? "In Bethlehem" "Good. And where in Bethlehem"? "In a stable". "OK, last question. Why was he born in a stable"? "That's because a sun-of-a-bitch like you wouldn't rent rooms to Jews". Skipper Herzl, Ashdod, Israel Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend