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Moishele had a coat factory and needed to extend his loan from the bank to assist him with the coming season's fabric purchases.
He went into the bank asking for for Mr McPherson, the manager to be told by the clerk that Mr. McPherson - the bank manager - had died suddenly the day before.
"Would he like to see the relieving manager?", the clerk asked.
"No, it's alright" answered Moishele and he walked out.
He came straight back in again asking to see Mr. McPherson, the bank manager, only to be told again, somewhat testily that Mr. McPherson had died and how upset they all were at the bank.
Out he walks only to come straight back in with the same question.
"Look", says the clerk, "This is the third time I've told you - Mr. McPherson, the bank manager, is dead. Why do you keep coming back for me to tell you he's dead?"
Says Moishele, "I just like hearing it!"
Carl R Davis, East Malvern, Victoria, Australia
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