Father Kelly The main course at the big civic dinner was baked ham with glazed sweet potatoes. Rabbi Cohen regretfully shook his head when the platter was passed to him. "When," scolded Father Kelly playfully, "are you going to forget that silly rule of yours and eat ham like the rest of us?" Without skipping a beat, Rabbi Cohen replied "At your wedding reception, Father Kelly." Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend