A Priest and a Rabbi had offices next to each other. One day the Rabbi looks out his window and sees the Priest throwing buckets of water on his car.
"Oi! What are you doing to my car?!" The Rabbi yelled out.
"I'm baptising your car, your car needs to be baptised" replied the Priest.
"Oi Vey.." The Rabbi muttered under his breath.
The next day, the Priest looks out his window and sees the Rabbi in the car park with a huge saw.
"What are you doing?" Called out the Priest.
The Rabbi replied, "I'm circumcising your car, your car needs to be circumcised!"
Yarden Yosef Plotnek, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
