Business is business One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds, "I will give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived". An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick." The teacher smiled and said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct." Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Andrew." But the teacher replied, "So sorry Angus, that's not right either." Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." And the teacher said, "Absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and take your $2." As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said, "You know Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Marvin replied, "Yeah. In my heart I know it is Moses, but business is business." Mouki, Tel Aviv , Israel Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend