Bless the Lamborghini A guy buys a new Lamborghini sportscar and goes to his Orthodox rabbi to ask him to bless a mezuzah for the car. "What is a Lamborghini?" asks the rabbi and when the guy explains, the rabbi says "No way am I blessing a mezuzah for such an extravagance!" So the guy finds a Conservative rabbi and makes the same request. "What is a Lamborghini?" the rabbi asks and hearing the explanation, also refuses to give his blessing. So finally the guy goes to a Reform rabbi with his request. "Sure!" says the rabbi, "but what's a mezuzah?" Debra, Los Altos, CA, USA Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend