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A French Jewish man rings at home after being away from his parents for 5 years.
Daniel -Hallo mum, it's me Daniel. I am Coming back home. Do you still have some room for me?
Mum - Oh Daniel, don't worry we still have your bedroom.
Daniel - Mum, actually I got married, but she is not Jewish.
Mum - Ah Daniel, she must be very good if she is not Jewish.
Daniel- Mum, actually she is a black American woman and we have also one kid. Do you still have a place for us?
Mum - Don't worry the kid is taking your bedroom, you and your wife will take our bedroom and dad will sleep on the sofa.
Daniel - Mum, and you? Where you will be sleeping?
Mum - Don't worry about me, as I hang up I will die.
Emanuele Gargiulo, Epinay Sur Seine, Paris - ile de France, France
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