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Astronaut Rabbi

A rabbi, a priest and a minister boarded the Space shuttle on a special tour of outer space.
The minister and the priest were in awe of the beauty of H'Shem's world as they gaze at the earth form the shuttle.
They were starring at the Rabbi because he was all disheveled. The Rabbi tallit was all tangled in his beard, his kippah on the side of his head, his tefellim all out of place and he was sweating and breathing heavily.
The priest and the minister asked him "what is the matter and why are you so winded and all messy?"
The Rabbi answered them: "Oy, oy, the sun goes up and the sun goes down over and over again, so on with my tallit and my tefellim over and over again.......this keeps happening over an over again and I cannot keep up!"

Frances, Union City, CA, USA



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