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There was a yenta riding on a bus, and she sat down beside this
older fellow.
After a little while she asked the man,' excuse me sir, but
if you dont mind my asking, but, are you jewish?'
The man set down his newspaper and answered her saying,' oh, no, i dont mind your asking, but i am not jewish.' and he went back to reading his paper.
A little while went by and the yenta piped up a second time and asked,'excuse me sir, i dont mean to bother you, but are you sure that you are not jewish?'
'Oh, yes ma'am, i am quite sure, i am not jewish.' he said in his
nicest but still throughly annoied voice. and folded up his paper and staired out the window.
A few minutes went by and the yenta couldn't help but ask,'
sir, are you positively sure that you are not jewish?'
The man had had it,' ok, you win, i am jewish! are you happy now? i will be anything you want!'
'Oh,' said the yenta,' i would have never guessed, cause you dont look it!'
Desiree,Quesnel, British Columbia, Canada
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