Angry Rabbi Moshe goes to see his Rabbi. "Rabbi, last week I missed saying grace after meals." "Why," asked the Rabbi. "Because I forgot to wash my hands before the meal." "That's twice you've broken the law but you still haven't told me why." "The food wasn't kosher." "You ate non-kosher food?" asked the Rabbi. "It wasn't a Jewish restaurant." "That makes it even worse," said the now angry Rabbi. "Couldn't you have eaten in a kosher one?" "What, on Yom Kippur?" Chaim van Schie, Spijkenisse, Netherlands Show more jokes like this Send this joke to your friend