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A phone call to G-d |
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The chief rabbi of Israel goes to vatican city to have a conference with the pope.
After the pope and chief rabbi had their conference, the pope pulls out a telephone and starts to dial a number. He then starts an intensive converstaion.
After the call, the pope could see that the rabbi was curious what was going on. The pope says "I was just talking to G-d, would you like to?" The rabbi says sure.
The pope says ok but it will cost 25 dollars. The rabbi says I must daven too. He pays, then dials and davens to G-d, and then returns to Israel.
A year later the pope comes to Israel on one of these confrence trips. At the end of the conference, the rabbi pulls out a phone, dials and davens to G-d.
When he was finished, he offered the phone to the pope and said the call will cost 25 cents. The pope asks the rabbi why he is charging him so cheaply. The rabbi replys "from here it is a local call."
Justin Owens, Fountain, NC, USA
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