Couple are nearing their 50th wedding anniversary.
The husband calls his son in a distant city and tells him that they are getting a divorce.
“Don’t do that!” shouts the son. “Do nothing until I get there.”
The son then calls his sister in yet another city.
She calls her father. “Don’t get a divorce!” she cries. “Do nothing until I get there.”
The old father hangs up and says to mother, “Well, they didn’t come for Pesach and they didn’t come for Rosh Hashana, but I got them to come for our 50th anniversary.”
